EWoT-2001 - Quotes
 
In the middle of nowhere - in the middle of the night
"Who arranged for the taxies?!"
"Louis did"
"Oh yeah?"
"Sure"
Taxies arrive - knowing where we wanted to go - but NOBODY called them!
Going in to Mullingar to shop for groceries on Saturday, we observed that the colours of Ireland are: "Green, green and green, and then we have green, and if we look closer there are some more green!"
The taxi driver's first comment when Louis and Ulrica stepped into the cab when going grocery shopping on Saturday "Didn't I drop you off in Mullingar this morning?"
When Louis called for a cab the 4th time Saturday, and got a hold of the driver that had driven with us two times earlier that day, the driver said, "You are very brave people!"
Louis and Falkon go off to use the phone and mysteriously arrive back to the house about an hour later. The reason being (according to Falkon and Louis.):
"Umm.. there was a long queue at the phonebox.. er.."
The _real_ reason being though that they were in the pub, or as they explained
"sacrificing ourselves to test the quality of the drinks so that the rest wouldn't be disappointed."
Coming home from the pub on Saturday:
"Ok, so who has the keys?"
Everyone: "Well, _I_ don't!"

And that is how Louis ended up climbing through the conveniently left open window to let everyone in.
"What's a holiday without breaking into your own house at least once?"

Answer to the question why the alcoholic drinks were diminishing rather quickly:
Yorrick - "
The drinks are melting!"

Asha - "Just because we know Beethoven, doesn't mean, we are old."
Demon's reply: "if you "KNOW" Beethoven that really means you are old!"

"If he is that happy already about getting a drink I just would like to know, what would happen is someone was actually NICE to him!"
Louis (although anyone's name could be filled in here *g*) -"You didn't really think I was leaving without taking my drink?"
"Oh no! Can I please get my 'Miffy-thingies' " back???

About Falky's cardskills:

"He is getting help!"
"Sorry …"
"No, it's alright, he needs it."

Asha - "That's not a castle - I ordered a REAL castle!"
"I can't believe it! I can't believe it ! I JUST can't believe it ……. (insert 50 times here…) … I can't believe it!" - Asha after she was given a gift by the whole group.
Falkon - "I need a drink" …. *tasting it* …"It's a bit stiff!"
When remarking that she [Ulrica] beat Falkon again and again and again. Falkon replies that he let her win.
Uttered by Demon while he was playing cards: "First I'll do that…and then…and only then…will I wet myself!"
someone - "Do we have any insecticide?"
Demon - "Just get Louis to lift his arm!!!"

Falkon - "Why …?"
Everyone Else - "Because you're English!!!"

Falkon - "I'm honest, I'm English"
Demon - "You're stupid, you're English"
*While playing cards*
Falkon - "Am I winning yet?"
Everyone - *focl*.
*Again whilst playing cards*
Wishmaster - "The sun is going away that's why my luck is fading away"
Yorrick - "Is your luck solar powered then?"
Wishmaster - "No it runs off the sun!!!"
Someone: I don' t know what the ages are of most other chatters at either FFF or PoL
Demon: "For me all chatters are 33 and male anyway!"

Falkon's nickname collection (sofar):
Falky, Falcone, Flaky, Crunchy, Whisperboy, Moggy's sidekick, BunnyGaidin, BugsBunny(Gaidin), miffy, MiffyGaidin, ClumsyGaidin, Doreen, barbiefalkon, LeftoverGaidin

Falkon - I'm a man - I have a penis!!!!
Poor wee Darren… - Everybody
Falkon and/or Demon - "I throw water in your general direction!! And then I stand on it!!!"