Quotes

 

"51 weeks looking forward to spend one week in hell"
Falkon's definition of EWoT
 
"Spank me, spank me."
Falkon to Davian one night loud enough to be overheared in the hallway where people were waiting for the Bathroom to get free.
 
"Sheesh, if a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, they would have arrested me... eh all of us, a long time ago."
Anonymous
 

Asha: IMO no sane person has visited all the EWoTs sofar
Wishmaster
: But I am not crazy, I am an aeroplane
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Falkon: I don't like it here You all hate me
Others: Of course we hate you, you're English
Falkon: I want to go home
Yorrick: well just walk to the entrance of the park, head to the beach, turn left and walk on until you reach a sign saying "Hoek van Holland", there you can board a ferry, 3.5 hours later your back in Ol' Blighty again
Falkon: Hmrpf
Asha: Hey since he claims to be an airplane maybe Wishy will take you home
Wishmaster: Well you can board me anytime you want
Falkon: No way!! I am boarding you
Wishmaster realising what he said turns slightly red and tries to save his reputation: That's not what I meant, I mean boarding in the normal airport sense of way
Others (snorting): Sure

Another fine example of what kind of conversations take place at dinner during EWoT *g*

 
Yorrick (looking aside and sees Davian reading a book while they are walking in the Red Light District)
Huh? why are you still reading? we're in the red light district.
Davian (looking up from his book): Oh are we there then (starts looking around)
Yorrick: Yes
Davian: where are all the nice ladies then? I see only sexshops here
Yorrick: Well it seems we haven't reached that part yet
Davian: Okay, warn me when we reach that part (and continues reading)
 
Falkon wailing like a Banshee after losing a game (Stratego, cards etc. you name it): NOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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